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Welcome to the Hunan Hash House Harriers

We are a fairly young hash kennel, but very active with a loyal following of addicted hashers.

We try to meet every other Sunday for a countryside run.

Anyone with a good sense of humor is welcum. It also helps to have a moderate amount of fitness, but you don’t have to be a world-class athlete to join us. We even have walkers.

All you have to bring is a good pair of sports or hiking shoes and a clean set of clothes to change into after the hash. We also have hash shirts for sale.

We are a mixed and adult-oriented hash, but parents can bring their offspring as long as they are aware of hash traditions and customs, and won’t complain that their Dear Precious is getting corrupted by hash culture.

We charge everyone 70 RMB before the hash. This is barely enough to cover bus, scouting and haring expenses, the beer and the dinner for our bus driver. Oh, you don’t drink beer? No worries, we'll drink it for you. However, you've still got to pay your 70 RMB.

After the circle, we have dinner at a local restaurant. We split the damage fair and square.

So you might look at 120 to 140 RMB for a fun-filled mind-altering day.

Our hares do an outstanding job finding and setting spectacular trails close to the city. Therefore, hares hash for free!

Click the ‘Next Hash’ button to find out where and when we meet again.

And don’t forget to check out our . Stunning images indeed.

Our Markings...

...are simple but elaborate. We explain them to newcummers before the hash, but it won't do you any harm to have a look here already.

We use flour to mark our trails. You find it on trees, rocks and the ground.
At a circle, check out different trails. Find three marks and you are on. Kick the circle into the right direction to let walkers know the way.

False Trail. Go all the way back to the circle and check out another direction.
Backcheck. The right trail is between this mark and the check.
At the Rambo / Whimp split you have to decide whether you want to do the longer or shorter trail.
A lot of hashers despise backchecks
They prefer this one.

Hashers help hashers. Always follow the arrow...
...unless a trustworthy looking hasher tells you otherwise.
No more checks after this point. More importantly: Beer is Neer!

Hash Art for the Eons

Get yourself a FREE beer after the next hash.

Songbook

We are not outright opposing singing on the hash, but we are very aware of the danger of wasting valuable drinking time caused by excessive singing.

The following songs are all first-strophy-only approved.

True Blue

He’s true blue!
He’s a hasher thru and thru.
He’s a hasher so they say.
Tried to go to heaven
but he went the other way.

Drink it down down down down…

So Beautiful

Why was she born so beautiful?
Why was she born at all?
She’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,
She’s no fuckin’ use at all.

Drink it down down down down…

Your Song

This is your down down song
It won’t take very long.

Drink it down down down down…

The Meanest

He’s the meanest.
He sucks the horse’s penis.
He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.

Ever since he found it
All he does is pound it.

He’s the meanest.
He’s the horse’s ass.

Drink it down down down down…

Publicly Shot

He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot -
Bang! Bang!

He ought to be tied to a shithouse
And left there to fester and rot.
Bang! Bang!

Drink it down down down do

His One Skin

His one skin hangs down to his two skin
His two skin hangs down to his three
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin
His foreskin hangs down to his knee
So roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me
Roll back, roll back
Roll back my foreskin for me
Drink it down, down, down, down...

Flat Chested

She’s alright, she’s alright,
She’s a little flat chested but she’s alright.

Drink it down down down down…

The Eroticist

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank!

Ponyboy

Melody – If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, its her asshole not her clit,
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, roll her over.

Drink it down, down, down, down...

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